In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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