I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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