Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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