Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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