the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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