tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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