There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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