I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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