im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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