It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it glows. i had to have it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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