I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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