Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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