do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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