Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
