hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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