Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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