He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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