Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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