His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
the raccoons are back...
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