why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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