Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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