maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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