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(630): View more from Illinois

If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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(630): View more from Illinois

We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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(248): View more from Michigan

The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.

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(661): View more from California

On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"

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(813): View more from Florida

Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.

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