That's intense
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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