dude i'm inner monologue high
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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