They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
