she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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