Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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