I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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