break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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