I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My vagina is very pro this idea
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