where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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