fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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