There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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