i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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