you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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