I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
