i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
