I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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