did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
accomplished twins. life is a go
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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