got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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