So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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