what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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