Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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