I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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