The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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