Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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