We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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