You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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