you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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