Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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