i just google imaged poop.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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