Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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