how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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